Just got back from the registration office to order my personalized licence plates, BADTDI.
As soon as I told the older woman over the counter what my request was, she immediately turned from a normal grouchy DMV person to treating me like a total A hole. She asked me what it stood for, I explained, and she told me that was VERY obscene. I told her I didn't understand, but I have a list of other ideas. After screwing around for about 10 minutes with different ideas I asked if it's the "TDI" part that is offensive, and she said "of course!" I finally asked for her to just give me a new sticker for the regular plate, since I didn't have time to figure out what the problem was, all my ideas included "TDI" and the old registration expires tomorrow.
I call a few people on my drive home, and no one could figure out how "TDI" could be offensive, but one person suggested I call the state and see if they can send me a letter explaining it's not obscene so I can get the plates I want.
I called the state, after being transferred twice, I got on the phone with another pleasant woman who you can just tell loves her job by the tone of her voice. I introduced myself, the county I live in, and the vehicle I drive. I told her how I was told the letters "TDI" were obscene, but wasn't given any explanation. She then also started treating me like the A hole.
Her response? "It's titty." "What?" "TDI is titty."
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