For the first time in close to 5 years of ownership - my car was hit...
My car was parked at work and one of my coworkers had come in and asked me what happened to my bumper. I was thoroughly confused because there wasn't anything wrong as far as I was aware. Low and behold, I walk out there to see what they were talking about and find this:
https://imageupload.io/GcKNhS9VFvGSrMG
Luckily it was still early in the morning, so I was able to sort through the security camera footage for the camera that was on the corner of the building looking right at my car. It didn't take long before I stumbled upon some absolute moron who went into the gas station next door, bought a Fourloko, came back out, chugged it down, tossed the can out his window, and proceeded to do the wildest backing up maneuver I've ever seen; hitting my car and leaving the scene.
By the looks of the damage it doesn't look nearly as bad as it does in the video with how my car was jarred pretty good. I'm definitely pissed but it could have been worse and I've been wanting to get my bumper painted anyways with all the rock chips
. So it kinda works out even though I'm out my $500 deductible.
Hoping the cops can track this guy down, but the car is pretty easy to spot so I'm hoping one of these days I can find him out on the road.