Upsolutely the lowest price on Tuning Boxes

[valois]

I am going to run a sale on tuning boxes

the price is $250.00. Period. No shipping or handling.

That's right it's tuning box season. To recieve the special offer mention Upsolutely lowest price in your email.

 

[BrandonK]

Rene, have you decided when the sale will end?

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Brandon
Pics of the 2K Bright Pearl Green Upsolutely Jetta TDI

 

[valois]

When I run out of stock, it's a winter clearance run Oli off kind of sale.

 

[valois]

I almost forgot the Picture!!! It's not of a tuning box, you guys know what they look like.

 

[BrandonK]

Ahh, the PiperCross-your-heart filter.

 

[valois]

I cannot say if my tuning boxes are better, I can damn well say my picture is!

 

[Driv'n EZ]

That's YOUR picture???

 

[valois]

Sure,

I am sitting in the car, I really have the best view.ROTFLMAO.

 

[tomo366]

YUMMY!!

 

[Heinz57]

Is that a picture of you Valois ??? If it is I can organize another GTG in the NW and you can stay with me, I'll send the family on vacation HE HE HE.

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2K Golf GL TDI
White/BLack
UPsolute Chip&Tuning box Descreened, K&N and rear fogs/euroswitch

 

[valois]

I am really suprised at you guys. I would have figured a much more mature reaction. Something like..." I would like to tune that box!"

 

[BIGJOHNO]

Are these for 1 screw or 3 screw boxes?

John

 

[valois]

He said screw! heh heh heh heh

 

[BoraTdi]

Jesus...and I thought I was bad. John, if it ain't a 3-screw box what good is it! Seriously, Rene, are you going to have any discounted "beefed-up" clutches and flywheels to sell with these? I want one, but forking over $250 for it automatically means I will need another 300 or so instantly for the clutch! If you had a package deal with these it would be a sell.


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Will
99.5 Jetta GLS/Luxury package, black. 16" Beetle Monte Carlos, Upsolute, confirmed member of the Epsilonian society.

 

[valois]

Guys, I have been extremely busy, I will make some calls and see what I can do on the clutch package. John, to answer your question, it's either. Your choice. Dammit, i was having fun and you guys force me to be serious.

 

[TurboD]

damn it! how long is the sale going on valois?? I need to sell my blood for cash and I think I can like give so much in a day,the rest I'll just fill up with beer

the brain just needs to be wet thats all

 

[ProgMuscle]

So Rene, would you be very upset with me if I cancel my order for the March GTG and buy my 3 adjustment TB now????? The price is right! I am still planning on coming to the GTG though.

Like Jim W., spicy Cajun can hurt me, but what is a little pain when there is food at stake (or is it steak?). It's been over 16 years since I was last in the Vieux Carre (Honeymoon) and I am looking forward to showing it to my kids.



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'96 Passat TDI
1 GHz Athlon Thunderbird

 

[valois]

How could it possibly upset me, sure. just send me an email.

 

[BoraTdi]

Sorry Rene, I was trying to be funny and serious at the same time. My clutch has been showing signs of slipping lately, so I would personally feel more comfortable with a backup. See, it's that damn Upsolute guy making our clutches slip and our front tires wear! What's up with this guy???

 

[Land Duck]

That 01-604 phone number is a Northampton England one isn´t it? Just like my mother´s. She´s not though.

 

[rgoetz]

Hey, you're charging less than Oli! That's unfair competition!

Will this work on my wife's 1.8T? (just kiddin')

 

[valois]

Land duck it is indeed Northampton, I believe she works at PiperCross, If I was you I would take a stroll ov'r there when visitin Mum, and say Gdday! Tell em valois sent you.

 

[Driv'n EZ]

Will the box advance injection timing, or will it increase injection over a longer period of time.

Thanks for your reply.

 

[valois]

It changes duration which does affect timing but not directly.

 

[JeffT]

Valois, that's YOU sitting on the car?????

I HAD NO IDEA

!!!!!

 

[valois]

Ok, thats better, now we are back to funny.

EZ, I have to say that box definately advances my timind.

 

[tomo366]

Rene I didn't know you were into that!
I am telling KIM!!

 

[valois]

Kim thinks the thread is Hillarious. I love the English advertising. EZ has to worry about Sue peeking over his shoulder.

 

[hallopt45]

eerrh, how much for the girl? I said how much for the little girl? Plutogogo wants to know if she has any religious preference. He has an opening for an alter girl in the Atlanta Cone Cult. I will start the bidding at $100.00 dollars...

 

[valois]

Well guys thats it for the triples, the singles are going fast, 3 left. Get them while you can!