Chapter 4 -- 'Sooting Local Enforcement And Getting Away With It' will only be printed in the special 'Members Edition', available only to certified and pre-approved club members, as it contains confidential information and advanced techniques for timing the burst, anticipating the enforcement officer's breathing and movement pattern, and reading traffic flow for optimization of 'emergency lane busting' maneuvers.
It also contains a list of proven excuses in the rare event that the helicoptor is able to find you, or the officer is able to actually give chase, 'white line' everybody, and catch you. And lastly, the bonus section of Chapter 4 contains a pictorial list of 'Get Out of Jail Free' stickers and how to use them effectively. You know, the 'Member 1199 Foundation', the 'Black Rat', the 'Fire Fighter', the 'State Certified Medic' graphics, and much more.
Chapter 6 -- 'Soot and Washer Spray' is one of the best, maybe even the best in the book. It explains in detail how to 'multi-foul' even the dirtiest of cars that are tailgating you. Once you master the techniques in Chapter 6, the road will be yours, and only yours, forever. Imagine watching the rich A-hole in the tailgating BMW convertible behind you pull off the road screaming as his windshield wipers make the wet sooty mess even worse. Imagine him wiping his face with his sooty arm, and his shirt -- formerly white, now not so white -- streaking even more. He hasn't got a gun. You're safe, and more importantly, he's learned a valuable lesson in manners and interaction. You have ascended to the position of 'revered teacher'.
Chapter 9 is anticipated to be 'Sooting Convenience Stores and Other Stationary Objects', another treasure of great reading . . .