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pkhoury

That guy with the goats
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2013 JSW, 2003 Jetta Ute, 2 x 2002 Golf, 2000 Golf
Back in the early to mid-1990's my son was in college. He managed a local Theater which was located in a small Mall, typical with a couple of anchor stores and the stores in the middle. He has always been a practical joker ......... pulling pranks on anyone from friends to those he doesn't know and occasionally the local Cops (some good stories there).

Anyway back in those days I was into Beekeeping big time (hint: AndyBees). So, to move the bees down out of the supers above the brood chamber(s), I used a chemical product called Bee-go (FDA approved). That damn stuff stinks to the high heavens. Think of the worst soured dish rag at least ten times over. In fact, UPS finally made them triple contain it for shipping purposes.

So, being the prankster my son is, he took Bee-go to the Mall. He put cotton balls in plastic baggies with Bee-go on them. He placed them in all the trash cans throughout the Mall, in the restrooms and by the fountains. He said the janitors about went ape-**** trying to find the stench ... luckily, the odor dissipates rather fast but will linger inside a building ....LOL. And, it washes off with soap and water with no lingering odor.

True story!

LMFAO. That's pretty hilarious. I've done pranks like that when I was younger, so I know the feeling.

Are you still into beekeeping? My girlfriend and I want to get into it eventually. Apparently, it seems I'm finding at least one beekeeper on each of the enthusiast forums I'm on!
 

pkhoury

That guy with the goats
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People make anti- tailgate devices. Just go on YouTube to see them. All it is , is a universal wiper fluid reservoir and pump . Just like hooking up a windshield washer with the spray nozzles mounted to your rear bumper Put the reservoir in the trunk and a remote button by the driver and your done. I bought the set up , but my wife threw it away after I told her what I was gonna do with it. I was gonna use a mix of diesel fuel and used synthetic motor oil to spray tailgaters. At one point I really had a time with tailgaters I really felt forced to take this type of action. Dont know if its because Im driving a small car or because its a VW or because Im usually driving the speed limit on the Hwy or construction zones. A while back I saw a Jetta that had a bumper sticker on it that said I AM Not Gay, which made me think its because Im driving a VW ,hahaha
LOL. The bumper sticker I want to get custom made would be magnetic and say "F**K CALIFORNIA." white lettering on black background. Just for curiosity's sake, I call the non-emergency line for several police agencies, and all got a good chuckle out of it and said it's okay. The only PD that said it could get me pulled over was Travis County; go figure - Texifornia.

I also want another magnetic bumper sticker that says "Left lane for passing only - move your <silhouette of CA> <california political party mascot> over." I think you can figure out what the last part means.
 

jmodge

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2001 alh Jetta, RC2 w/.205's 5speed daily summer commuter and 2000 alh Jetta 5spd swap, 2" lift, hitch, stage 3 TDtuning w/.216's winter cruiser, 1996 Tacoma ALh
I live in Lebanon, PA. But I'm real close to the Lancaster line. I don't know if you're familiar with the Colebrook area or Mt Willson?
My grandfather was first generation American, his mother and father immigrated here. They settled down in an are with a large Mennonite population, moat of his best friends were Mennonite. Pretty good people for the most part. They guys I mentioned are from Lancaster County, Jerry Martin trucking. If memory serves me, the other guys were from the Quarryville area. Both did basically the same thing. Haul heavy while looking light.
We have more Amish in our area, however an Amish woman was recently jailed recently for doing several men at night
 

1854sailor

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2015 Golf SE SportWagen, 2015 Golf SE Hatch Back.
This thread was reported for racist comments so I checked it out and find that it has absolutely nothing to do with TDIs, so it will be going bye bye...
 
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