Wow discouraging, reading your posts, it's as if the car was 40 years old or the previous owner was using it for off road driving.
I feel sorry for you but a list this long is impossible. Yes we might have some repairs like any other manufacturers, brakes, bulbs, flat tire, wheel alignment, wrong oil etc etc etc but that doesn't reflect the real quality of our cars when well maintained according to the owners manual and proper good quality parts are used. I personnaly became friends with the parts guy parts at my dealer and the price for ALL my parts are very competitive with most parts reseller so I stick with original parts.
I'm actually driving my 7th VW (see my post below) and very satisfied. Mind you that it isn't perfect but again no such problems nor list.
Good luck
Luc
Montreal, canada