Hi all, (the OP)
Our beloved Touareg LIVES! it RUNS, very well. The wife is VERY happy as it's her daily driver. Much of the engine is new and intake path is clear of fat carbon, fully deleted, should run for aother 130K miles easy.
The mystery solved by a clever mechanic who's now my hero. He found that the spline on the installed HPFP wasn't quite right. I don't quite understand the spline-sprocket geometry issue, (i.e. why the shorter spline that came already on the "BH" variant didn't let the chain slip!), but he put a longer spline on the new "CD" correct variant pump and voila. Engine started, runs great! (The theory about a sprocket-HPFP mismatch idea was sooo close, literally, to being right.) BTW - I had VW dealer mechanic torque the BH's spline nut as I didn't have the spline-holder tool and he didn't spot the diff.
Post-mortem on the orignal HPFP: the rollers, cylinders and pistons were perfect, however the cam showed early stage pitting, which could eventually cause a grenade I suppose. Not soon but eventually. I used main brand fuel and a good lubricity additive most tankfuls, after purchase from the original owner at 45K miles. Now at 130K miles.
(The seller of the incorrect BH pump gave me a full refund.)
I forgot to ask him about the low-voltage crank resolutionn I was so elated, but will soon and report back.
BTW - as I suggested to him, once he undid the turbo-manifold, turbo-manifold bolts, he was able to gently pry up the turbo and remove the rest of the bolts to R&R the HPFP, which avoided a lot of cramped labor and aggravation. Remember that on '13 and later Tregs the HPFP is buried in the back of the 'V', as opposed to right up front on earlier years.
Many thanks to all, esp VW-for-life and SavageSoot. What a great forum and members. (I even enjoyed the occasional abuse with good humor.)