Ok, I need some outside opinions, to make sure I'm not just hearing what I want to hear.
I just got off the phone with VW Credit, and the guy seemed to tell me in a VERY roundabout, vague, and odd sort of way that inspections don't matter for TDIs - it's just that dealers are having them done so that they don't get blamed for the damage.
I explained my situation, and that I was able to get our gas Passat scheduled with SGS with no problem, and that SGS pretty much refused to schedule one (claiming that they couldn't) for our TDI. I also told him about the SGS rep who told me the same in person. The VW Credit rep told me this would be the first that he's heard of them not being able to do inspections, but he did confirm that about a month ago, despite the fact that they strongly encourage customers to get an inspection before turning in a lease, they were told that inspections are not necessary for TDIs.
So what the heck? I told him "sorry if I sound thick, but I'm not following. You normally recommend that customers get inspections prior to turning in the lease, but for TDIs you've been told they're not required?"
He reiterated that for TDIs they are not requiring inspections. I tried to get him to spell this out for me, but I could tell that he couldn't/wasn't allowed to elaborate. I told him that I was catching his drift, and that I know the cars can't be resold right now anyway (I didn't bring this up, but forget Dieselgate, what about the Takata airbag recall?!?!?!), but that caused him to go in a different direction really quickly. His quick deferral from the direction I was going led me to think they are allowed to tell us inspections aren't necessary, but they aren't allowed to tell us that they don't matter.
He did tell me that some dealers aren't requiring inspections, and are simply sending the cars away without them being performed at all. He said that some dealers are requiring it after terminations, so that they don't get blamed for any damage. This might explain why when I scheduled my turn-in at the dealer for 12/16 late at night on 12/1, there was already an inspection appointment scheduled at that same dealer for 12/19, when I called in the morning on 12/2. My dealer probably got notice of the scheduled termination appointment when they opened on 12/2, and then they scheduled a lease inspection first thing.
What are your thoughts? Are the inspections you are getting done all just a song-and-dance routine? I know the settlement says that the cars are subject to a lease inspection, etc., etc., but will they actually charge anything? The only thing I've heard of so far is someone being charged for a broken windshield, which I get, because that's excessive. But I haven't heard of dings, scratches, tires, upholstery, etc. being an issue yet. Seems like you all are getting just the $350 turn-in fee on your reports.
Nonetheless, I've got the Canon T5i DSLR camera charged up, with a 64 GB memory card and I intend to go all paparazzi on this damn thing before my 1:30 appointment. HD video included! Can't be too careful.