success!
A relay was clicking constantly, usually starting after the signal turns off (signals were working fine). I figured it was either something to do with the hazard light button or the main signal stalk itself. Went to Canadian Tire, bought the cheapest motomaster electric circuit cleaner (supposedly leaves no residue, lubricates, and cleans). Sprayed it as you guys advised where the signal stalk meets the steering column, and all around the hazard light switch (obsessively), moved both buttons around w the car off, let it sit in the sun for a while. Glad to say, at least temporarily, problem is completely solved, have heard no more clicking. Worth every penny. Thanks! Ill report back if any problems.