Diesel Haiku

[cowboytdi]

Guess there's more than just gearheads here! You guys are quite creative and funny to boot!

 

[Leseid]

Gas is very high.
TDI left cash in hand.
Grill smiles knowingly.

 

[Leseid]

Here's one I did last summer about bugs hitting the windshield:

Hard window holds fast.
expanding consciousness far
art dies quietly.

 

[TDIMeister]

18 years old, but a goodie. Anyone wishing for contemporary additions?

 

[nicklockard]

White Touarag diesel
Electric problems, oh
It's a Volkswagen

 

[TDIMeister]

This just needs to be bumped to the top from time to time and added to!

 

[Nevada_TDI]

Ah, my Jetta starts
White smoke raw fuel, damn it's cold
Glow plugs do not work

Frost Heaters they rule.
Nice warm seats are just the thing
I now have hot buns

 

[RabbitGTI]

B4 owners laments:

I want burrito
Window is broken again
So I stay hungry

Freezing rain last night
All the door handles frozen
Take the other car

 

[TDIMeister]

Passat bought to save
money. Cash, where are you?
Repairs, duh. Door BONKS.

B4 owners laments:

I want burrito
Window is broken again
So I stay hungry

Freezing rain last night
All the door handles frozen
Take the other car

 

[lemoncurd]

Efficiency's heart
TDI's diesel rhythm
Roads hum with power

Diesel's tainted guise
Common rail weeps, choked by rules
Mileage lost, betrayed

Silent forum's void
Lost voices, tales unshared now
Dieselgate's price paid

 

[RabbitGTI]

Damn Curd, you went full Wordsworth.

 

[Spring1898]

Sunrise, the highway
Impact, crunch, white puff of smoke
VW drives no more

 

[Fahrvegnugen]

VW A4 Golf 22nd Anniversary

Planted, to the road
So glad for that which functions
Cook, with no AC

Burning blood and oil
Vibrations engineers brew
Wallet, out window

Sparking, arcing, smoke
Clunk in reverse to go work
Miraculously