OK, so going on 30 hrs. now and I decided to call the claims hotline to find out where my dang EFT link went? Big mistake...
First operator was clueless, kept rambling on about a receipt, which I already have! Asked me if I'd given them my bank details yet (duh! when? how?) Asked me if I'd checked my spam folder (SRSLY?). Then I got passed to a specialist (?) who went through the same rigmarole, then magically came up with "IT'S 24 BUSINESS HOURS".
I stated that nowhere in any of the documentation is that number listed. Only on here and verbally has the phrase 24 hours been bandied around. None of the documents kindly posted above by mjwilson mention this time frame. The VW person said it was 24 BUSINESS hours, and since Sat/Sun are not business days, I should get the EFT email at 10:30 on Monday (since my turn in was at 10:30 Friday). I mentioned that others online have been reporting getting the EFT email on Thanksgivign day, having turned in their cars on the 23rd, and she said that's impossible (obviously not well-informed, this one).
I asked for some kind of written or email confirmation of this 24 business hours malarky, and she tried 3 or 4 different answers, all of which escalated the BS level... First she said I should have received written details of the EFT at the dealership during turn-in. Ha! Then she said they were unable to email anything to me at all (despite having my email address on file). Then I asked so speak to a supervisor and she refused, saying they would only say the same.
Finally she said the email receipt IS the proof that I'll get the EFT money. Clearly this person has never even seen one of the receipts, because all it has is a check-box telling you which payment option you chose, with no information whatsoever on how that payment is supposed to occur. It's also notable that the email receipt specifically contains the words... "$xx,xxx Amount VW paid you". Emphasis on the word PAID, as in past-tense! That's right - the receipt makes it sound as if a cash transaction has already taken place! Not will be paid, but did pay.
Again I requested to speak with someone who had the authority to send me documentary evidence of this 24 business hours thing, and was refused. I even threatened to record the conversation (illegal in NY state) because that would be my only way of documenting anything she said, if she refused to email me anything. And then the best part of all... SHE HUNG UP ON ME!
So here's my plan: If the EFT email is not received by Monday, it's back to the dealership for a sit in until I get paid. Might be fun to call in local police if things get ugly... these guys took a car and didn't pay for it. As others have stated here, if I took a car in exchange for nothing more than a verbal promise of an email regarding payment, I'd probably end up in jail.