Still alive! And making glacial progress, but progress none-the-less. I became a home inspector-- took the class, did the 40 hours of internship, and took the (Insanely Difficult) test-- between now and the last post. So now I have my masters in family counseling, and I'm a home inspector (and I'm working on becoming a tdi guru, of course!). Those things all go together somehow. If you know how, let me know too.
Also, I redid all the plumbing for my toilet including the waste drain. It had an old lead collar thing below it that had had failed, and all the washers in the tank were shot, and the vent for it no longer functioned. Was it as horrible of a job as it seems or sounds? Unequivocally yes. Gross gross gross at every step. But now we have a fully functioning toilet again, so it was all worth it. I'll have to work for some time at expunging the images and smells from my mind though. Truly horrifying.
What was the car progress? Well I got all hot and bothered one day and put the new wiper and blinker stalks, and the new key/ignition assembly in there just to see if they would fit. The ignition assembly went on perfect, but the little tab that it's supposed to bolt to (for safety?) was in the wrong spot; a different orientation. I tried bending it to my will, but then I realized that it's stupid, so I just tore it off of there. Then the whole cylinder assembly slid right on there like it belonged, and the stalks went on in a similar fashion. The steering wheel still fit too.
Once I did this and stood back I realized how insanely awesome and easy this upgrade is!!! The ignition assembly and stalks are cheap and look and work soooo much nicer than the old ones. This makes cruise control a much more realistic possibility if not probability. It just all around kicks some but.
I'm sure everyone who's done this swap has done this and is rolling their eyes right now, but I don't remember reading about it, and felt pretty original and happy with myself. I still do, if you hadn't noticed.
Then... Then, once I had all that put together I thought "Wait a minute Andrew; what's stopping you from starting the beast?" And my heart went all a twitterpated. Well, there's no oil in it, or coolant, or fuel, and there are no axles in there yet, and the clutch isn't hooked up to the trans. But...
What would one bump of the key hurt just to see if I'm on the right track?
So, I threw a battery in there and bumped the key and... It turned over!!! Yay
. The lights on the instrument cluster didn't go on-- check engine, glow plugs, etc-- but the mileage and time of day were on there. Peanuts though compared to the feeling of having it all in there, and the very real potential of it starting and driving. I'm so close now, I can smell the diesel.
Once I was at this very exciting point I decided to throw the axles in there. I got the passenger in no problem, but when I went to put the little stubby drivers side in I noticed a torn boot. Stupid thing must have caught on something. Dangit! I left it out and on the bench for now. I have another boot lying around I'm hoping I can co-opt into working, but it needs a time out for being stupid and broken.
Got the old gasser fuel pump removed from the rear by the gas tank. I think that's what it was. The bung for the delivery fuel off the tank is really big so I wandered around in a (now drunken) stupor looking for something that would fit on there and work with diesel fuel. I think I found something, but now it's lying below the car with the worm drive clamps and all my hopes for driving it that day. Stupid axle boot.
Anyway. Had to share the steering column ignition and stalk upgrade, and update my truly heroic progress. Hopefully the next update will be a video of me tearing down the street in this baddest of rabbits.
Andrew