Boy, the Alzheimers is pretty bad... he's made a lot of mods to his car
http://forums.tdiclub.com/showthread.php?p=489244
and all I could recall was his license plate (and I didn't even get that exactly right).
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A man isn't feeling well so he goes to see his doctor. After extensive tests the doctor meets with the man to tell him of his findings.
The doctor says "I have two pieces of very bad news. The first is that you've got cancer".
The man replies "What's the second"?
The doctor answers "You are suffering from Alzheimers".
The man then says "Alzheimers, huh? That's really bad news. But at least I don't have cancer".