Little OT, but I just got back from getting some Diesel and I felt creative.....
My TDI
While I drive my TDI on the highway, headed vacation bound
I know my car is getting, the best fuel economy around
I look at those SUV’s, clogging up the road
Next to an Excursion, my cars the size of a toad
To escape this behemoth, I go looking for a nifty twisty route
One where I can go faster, and cannot, ‘cause his truck rolls about
The turbo whines and the tail pipe shoots a little puff of smoke
This car is diesel, hell ya it is! On this fuel it shall toke
When I pull up to the fuel pump, most people don’t even look
Diesel goes in, they start to laugh, thinking my engines gonna cook
Attendant laughs at me and claims I am a fool, then I give it a starting crank
I say this is a diesel, and it can go, eight hundred miles on the tank!
His jaw drops and my windows shuts as I pull away from this shmuck
He had this look like upon his face, it appears to be “what the fu*k?!?!”
I shall finish this poem I write, on a funny closing note
While other brag speed, I do not, fuel economy is what I gloat!