Speaking of not knowing how to drive manual....
I drove into a WalMart in Urbane, IL several years ago, to have my tires done. I watched the mechanic walk up to my car to move it into the garage so the wheels could be removed. It took him quite a few minutes to travel 25m because he stalled the car every 2 seconds.
I asked, "Hey, need some help?" to which he replied, "You can't put it on the lift for liability reasons."
Now here's where the story gets better...
Finally he got it onto the lift, he came back up to me and said, "Hey, you need to loosen your lug bolts for us for liability reasons." I shook my head and say, "Do you want me to change out the tires too???" He said, "No, but you can put the wheels over by the bench when you're done loosening the bolts."
Once he was done putting the new rubber on, he comes back and I said, "Let me guess, back on the car?" He nodded his head while I shook mine.
Needless to say, I asked for a discount, and he said, "The price on the tires are already discounted. This is Walmart."
Shook my head again, paid for the tires, and drove back to the hotel. Later that night, my turbo seized and I had to drive back home to Canada in limp mode wondering for the next 18 hours what you Americans have done to poor l'country Walmart that they're so afraid of liability.