In the million of gallons of fuel I've pumped, I've never used those diesel mitts.
So I amused myself and put on one. Then a 2nd on the other hand. Just in case.
. My buddy ran in to go use the restroom. I pumped fuel. As finishing pumping, he returned. I said I need to use the bathroom too. I walked away still wearing the clear plastic mitts.
As I walked away, he told me to try and make them brown somehow. I asked how am I going to do that? He said "you think of something..."
I entered the restroom and there was a guy standing playing on his phone. I tries to open the stall door, which was locked and he said his kid is in there.
So, I turned, held my mitts up, and asked "is he pooping?"
The dude has a serious *** look his face. I shrugged and turned about and pissed in the urinal, wearing the mitts.
Flushed, walked to the sink, took off the mitts so I could wash my hands, dried hands, told the guy have a good day.
Buddy was having a smoke at the building waiting for me.
I told him I didn't get them brown, but told him my story that I tried, and he about face planted the ground. He then said let's go before the cops show up.
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