R2point0
Veteran Member
Overheard at my college fraternity while cleaning out the commercial freezer...
Pledge:"Hey Scrounge, what are these?" Holds up 2 aluminum foil wrapped oblongs.
Pledegemaster:"I dunno, let me see...HOLY SH*T - those are Jebens' squirrels! He used to shoot them off the back porch and freeze them for later." [Keep in mind this was Bethlehem PA in the late 80's]
Pledge:[now reconsidering his decision] Should I throw them away? Does he still want them?"
Pledgemaster: "Jebens graduated 3-4 years ago."
Pledge:"You mean it's been over 3 years since this freezer has been cleaned?"
Pledgemaster:"Yep - that's why we have the pledges doing it."
Ahh, good times. Goood times.
Pledge:"Hey Scrounge, what are these?" Holds up 2 aluminum foil wrapped oblongs.
Pledegemaster:"I dunno, let me see...HOLY SH*T - those are Jebens' squirrels! He used to shoot them off the back porch and freeze them for later." [Keep in mind this was Bethlehem PA in the late 80's]
Pledge:[now reconsidering his decision] Should I throw them away? Does he still want them?"
Pledgemaster: "Jebens graduated 3-4 years ago."
Pledge:"You mean it's been over 3 years since this freezer has been cleaned?"
Pledgemaster:"Yep - that's why we have the pledges doing it."
Ahh, good times. Goood times.