I'm new to the club, but I have one. My first time filling up, so I was kinda taking things slowly because I was interested and new to this. I pulled up to the combo diesel/gas pump and started pumping.
The guy behind me says "you putting diesel in your car?" I reply yes, it's a diesel. He said he was just asking since he thought I was looking confused like I didn't know what I was doing. Oh well, like I said, I was kinda taking things slowly, and I was also trying to discreetly get a whiff of the drops I dripped when taking the nozzle without bending down since I was curious what diesel smelled like, so that's probably why. At least he was nice.
I didn't get a whiff, but I later realized it was on my hands! I started wearing gloves after that.
My second story is from this morning. No interactions with other people, but I picked up the handle and diesel came spilling right out onto my shoes and the bottom of my pants. Thanks BP!