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SkyPup
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$1,000 Volkswagen TDI A4 SuperCar Mods
Skypup sezs follow these 10 Steps to achieve TDI Nirvana:
1. Place one thousand dollars in your checking account.
http://www.ml.com/
2. Take any North American A4 Volkswagen 1.9L TDI diesel model (Golf IV, Jetta IV, or New Beetle) and rip the warranty page out of your owners manual.
www3.vw.com
3. Get some Power Service Diesel Fuel Supplement or other good cetane booster and lubricity enhancer to treat the crappy North American diesel fuel supply and follow the instructions on the label.
www.powerservice.com
4. Install an aftermarket oiled cloth K&N, RamAir, or other improved airfilter into your OEM airbox.
5. Remove the MAF screens from the front of the intake of the MAF assembly.
6. Call Wetterauer's North American office and arrange to ship them the TDI BOSCH ECU for a chipped software upgrade.
www.chip-tuning.com/usa/main/mainmenu.html
7. Call Techtonics Tuning and order a sweet cat-back 2.5" high performance exhaust system.
www.tttuning.com
8. Get a good turbocharger boost gauge.
www.autometer.com
9. Turn the Garrett VNT15 nozzle actuator on the turbocharger one full turn to the left (clockwise), no more and no less.
www.alliedsignal.com/turbos/products/aftermarket/bc_smallfrm.html
10. Put key in ignition, turn key, apply WOT, hold the steering wheel centered, listen to the turbo hyperwhine, smell burning rubber, view smoke in rear view mirror, feel G-forces envelope body, watch turbo guage smack 23 PSI, slam on ABS disc brakes for a power stop, get out of car, hand law enforcement officer license, listen to his lecture attentively , accept fact that you've broken the law, keenly watch his nose when he first detects the diesel fumes, check for signs of amazement on his face, head on home, don't mention anything to wife, down a brew, relax, log on to Fred's TDI Performance Page, let everyone in the world know that you are one of the chosen few maverick diesel rebels in North America hauling some serious ass in the most technologically advanced ground vehicle on the continent. Read some BS from one of Ric's posts & log off. Send Fred 10% of your hop up money for a donation to his first class work.
Take a snooze, dream about what yer gonna do to the suspension to keep it under control. Congratulations, you've reached Volkswagen TDI Nirvana!
HAVE FUN HORSING AROUND WITH YER TDI FOLKS!
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99 JETTA TDI HERR WETTERAUER TORQUEMEISTER
98 KAFER WETT SPEKTAKULARE TURBOKOMPRESSOR
97 KTM 620 ADVENTURE RALLY PARIS-DAKAR SUPER THUMPER
ICH LEBE MEIN TECHORAD VW TDI'S MIT DIREKTEINSPRITZER TURBOKOMPRESSOR
[This message has been edited by SkyPup (edited October 15, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by SkyPup (edited October 21, 1999).]
Skypup sezs follow these 10 Steps to achieve TDI Nirvana:
1. Place one thousand dollars in your checking account.
http://www.ml.com/
2. Take any North American A4 Volkswagen 1.9L TDI diesel model (Golf IV, Jetta IV, or New Beetle) and rip the warranty page out of your owners manual.
www3.vw.com
3. Get some Power Service Diesel Fuel Supplement or other good cetane booster and lubricity enhancer to treat the crappy North American diesel fuel supply and follow the instructions on the label.
www.powerservice.com
4. Install an aftermarket oiled cloth K&N, RamAir, or other improved airfilter into your OEM airbox.
5. Remove the MAF screens from the front of the intake of the MAF assembly.
6. Call Wetterauer's North American office and arrange to ship them the TDI BOSCH ECU for a chipped software upgrade.
www.chip-tuning.com/usa/main/mainmenu.html
7. Call Techtonics Tuning and order a sweet cat-back 2.5" high performance exhaust system.
www.tttuning.com
8. Get a good turbocharger boost gauge.
www.autometer.com
9. Turn the Garrett VNT15 nozzle actuator on the turbocharger one full turn to the left (clockwise), no more and no less.
www.alliedsignal.com/turbos/products/aftermarket/bc_smallfrm.html
10. Put key in ignition, turn key, apply WOT, hold the steering wheel centered, listen to the turbo hyperwhine, smell burning rubber, view smoke in rear view mirror, feel G-forces envelope body, watch turbo guage smack 23 PSI, slam on ABS disc brakes for a power stop, get out of car, hand law enforcement officer license, listen to his lecture attentively , accept fact that you've broken the law, keenly watch his nose when he first detects the diesel fumes, check for signs of amazement on his face, head on home, don't mention anything to wife, down a brew, relax, log on to Fred's TDI Performance Page, let everyone in the world know that you are one of the chosen few maverick diesel rebels in North America hauling some serious ass in the most technologically advanced ground vehicle on the continent. Read some BS from one of Ric's posts & log off. Send Fred 10% of your hop up money for a donation to his first class work.
HAVE FUN HORSING AROUND WITH YER TDI FOLKS!
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99 JETTA TDI HERR WETTERAUER TORQUEMEISTER
98 KAFER WETT SPEKTAKULARE TURBOKOMPRESSOR
97 KTM 620 ADVENTURE RALLY PARIS-DAKAR SUPER THUMPER
ICH LEBE MEIN TECHORAD VW TDI'S MIT DIREKTEINSPRITZER TURBOKOMPRESSOR
[This message has been edited by SkyPup (edited October 15, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by SkyPup (edited October 21, 1999).]