Methinks we have too much time on our hands and tend to over-think issues we'd otherwise ignore. The oil filters on our TDI's have been in the same general location nearly since dinosaurs became extinct. Apparently it's been a good run.
The filter location on the NMS remains unchanged as noted. And I agree that VW might have considered making things a bit easier, but Teutonic is Teutonic and an inch of extra piping is such a waste.
But... After a bit of practice I've found that a filter change isn't really that difficult. The main challenge is not to spill oil on any of the surrounding components. Again, somewhat of a learning process but not by any means impossible.
Suggestions for a clean job?
Remove the harness clamp on the right side of the filter (facing the engine) and move the harness as far as possible out of the way.
Remove the hose clamp on the left side (top) which will allow a bit more room to get at the filter area.
Protect the nice clean insulation on the steel piping immediately in front of the filter. A plastic bag will do the trick quite nicely.
Keep another plastic bag handy to accept the used filter as soon as you can get some clearance. And double bags are better than single.
The job itself?
A bit of practice will show you that what seems an almost impossible job really isn't. Take your time. Don't force anything as it's finesse that's required, not force. The cap and filter will cleanly depart the housing by bringing them upward and to the right. (Bag the old filter and cap as one unit and do it as soon as possible to avoid any spills.) Believe it or not there is a "sweet spot" which will allow easy removal and the cap will only slightly touch the surrounding components. I again stress the plastic bag(s).
Installation is really somewhat more of a trick than removal. The new filter and cap assembly will install at the same angle as the old one when it was removed. This means the center retaining rod of the cap must be placed in the center of the filter housing. Have patience. It's not that difficult... Not after the first time anyway.
More than anything it's a matter of patience. If you've owned a VW in the past and had any experience, then you've already learned that when a component fails on the right side it's sometimes advisable to follow those who have gone before when they say to begin the procedure on the left. In other words the direct approach isn't always the best.
So move the oil filter? You only visit it once every 10k miles. Is it really worth the expense and added hardware to "solve" what isn't an issue if one were to take just a bit more time and have patience?
And would your Passat really be a VW product if it didn't have a few of the loveable Teutonic idiosyncrasies we've all come to expect?