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Tdi Passenger for short term/long term trade

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NewTdi

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2003 Bora, Reflex Silver
Speaks French when driving normally, yelles in english when keeping up with the flow of traffic at 75+mph. Always asks too many questions when being a passenger and often scares herself and driver due to her delayed reactions on what is going on in front of the vehicles on the road. Has great baggage, 2 kids and a great shoe collection. Will consider trade for younger, speed loving, mute passenger, who can change oil, check tire pressure, wash car nude, wax it in exotic ways and make sure all the details are covered. Ability to swap nozzles a plus, and ability to help in a TB change a great plus! Must like cloth interior as leather was not available. Happy bidding!
 

bam_bam_dip

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Belton, TX
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99.5 Jetta TDI GL
Man, if you could actually find a market for this passenger, I might willing to consider a group sell/swap/trade or even give up some money in the deal.

JK, honey. I love you! :rolleyes:

PS.....let me know?
 

Ray_G

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Tulsa
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98 Jetta TDI
Mine speaks Okie normally, speaks French when people won't get out of the way, she can lay a mean detail on a car, might come with a set of nozzles for a swap. She does not like shoes and prefers leather. Got pissed when I took the Wett chips out of her ECU. Seems to ride quietly enough. Any interest in a short term swap???????
:D :D :D
Ray
 

No Exit

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As a newb I need to ask. What are these for? As far as I understand they dont control emmissions, in fact some exude extra. They dont provide better mileage unless you're out of diesel and even then there's probably not even 1 horsepower in them. I just see them as extraneous options and think I'd prefer to go with a Passenger-ectomy.
 

woofie2

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sounds like my cousin,
She was yelling at me the entire trip up Pike's Peak. (Then we went home and watched the Rally TDI video of their Pike's Peak hill climb and she was yelling at them....)

No Exit said:
They dont provide better mileage unless you're out of diesel and even then there's probably not even 1 horsepower in them.
wow, the moaning and complaining about how hot, and how slow I am pushing the car usually gets to me....
 
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No Exit

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... and they can be expensive!!! Constant upkeep on some of them and for long trips sometimes they cause you to make extra stops every hour. Whats the point of getting 700 miles per tank if these things cant make it 200?
 

Ed's TDI

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Victoria, BC, Canada
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2001 Bora and 2016 Touareg
IMO, if you're in search of a passenger, the best bet is to get one of those inflatable kinds (like on that Poker commercial). They look good from a distance (other people in other cars), they don't say much, they never nag about the way you drive, you won't have to make unnecessary rest stops, and they won't cost you a dime. Plus, depending on which "model" you purchase, they can provide some semi-quality "companionship" when the need arises! :eek:

If not, I second the "passenger-ectomy" idea! :D
 

No Exit

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Ed's TDI said:
IMO, if you're in search of a passenger, the best bet is to get one of those inflatable kinds (like on that Poker commercial). They look good from a distance (other people in other cars), they don't say much, they never nag about the way you drive, you won't have to make unnecessary rest stops, and they won't cost you a dime. Plus, depending on which "model" you purchase, they can provide some semi-quality "companionship" when the need arises! :eek:

If not, I second the "passenger-ectomy" idea! :D
Is there an OEM one somewhere? German-made? I'll bet they're more durable and I hear TDI's prefer OEM everything. Wonder if anyone has a part number for that...

This would make a great commercial.. guy pulls up with his nagging passenger at a fuel stop and while she goes in for the madatory 100 mile "pressure valve" relief, you see him over at the air pump dropping quarters in. Next scene you see him driving away with a blow up passenger with a giant grin on his face and the discarded one comes out looking all confused. Cut to a screen that says "Passengers unwanted"
 

schwechel

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Slinger, WI
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2003 Jetta, Galactic Blue
Sounds like those "Fast" commercials. One has the guy leaves the girl at home because she is extra weight, and another has the guy saying "It's hard to hear the engine with all that yaking."
 

bam_bam_dip

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Belton, TX
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99.5 Jetta TDI GL
Ray_G said:
OMG when the ladies find this thread our a$$e$ are toast!
But being guys, even though we know it's not right (didn't say wrong), its just too much fun to pass up!
 

MikeS_18

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Bow, NH
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'03 Jetta Wagon, '13 Passat SE, '64 Ford Econoline
I had one fail on me and since it was running on a diet of corn-dogs, VW considered it Bio and would not replace it. just as well.
 

No Exit

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MikeS_18 said:
I had one fail on me and since it was running on a diet of corn-dogs, VW considered it Bio and would not replace it. just as well.
Wouldnt that be more like B5? The corn content of that corndog couldnt have been that high.
 

NewTdi

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2003 Bora, Reflex Silver
Regardless of B5 or D2 I was busted! She just came into the office because I was laughing and when she approached the computer she said ahh Tdi stuff again, then she read and ooops! Now I have to beg for forgiveness! An inflatable doll that runs on B5 would be great! I will ask for one of those for my birthday, and I might just get one after what she read today!
 

No Exit

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Do you have one of those sensitive ones? Must not be OEM. Sometimes you can adjust them a little but many have tried unsuccessfully.
 

bam_bam_dip

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NewTdi said:
Regardless of B5 or D2 I was busted! She just came into the office because I was laughing and when she approached the computer she said ahh Tdi stuff again, then she read and ooops! Now I have to beg for forgiveness! An inflatable doll that runs on B5 would be great! I will ask for one of those for my birthday, and I might just get one after what she read today!
Idget......I hope she doesn't tattle on us all.
Try this next time. Open up another window to the WSJ.

ALT+TAB

Remember those keystrokes. Burn that into your your long and short-term memory. And keep your fingers poised over those 2 keys while you mouse around the forum.
 

schwechel

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That tip also works for when you are at work, except open an excel spreadsheet or something that looks productive.
 

woofie2

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schwechel said:
That tip also works for when you are at work, except open an excel spreadsheet or something that looks productive.
One step better,
a friend had a coworker who set his desktop background to a screen capture of his computer while working on a cluttered workspace, auto-hide the tool bar and remove all icons from the desktop.
When someone approaches, a quick Windows key-D and it looks like he is working.
(also remember alt-F4 closes the current window, windows key-d minimizes all open windows)


Difference from a Dog whining at the door and a Woman Whining at the door?
The dog quits whining when you let it in the house....

Difference between a woman and a battery?
The battery has a positive side.

I could go on but I digress.
 
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No Exit

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woofie2 said:
Difference from a Dog whining at the door and a Woman Whining at the door?
The dog quits whining when you let it in the house....

Difference between a woman and a battery?
The battery has a positive side.

I could go on but I digress.

Hey hey hey now... while i do agree that is accurate for many women, it doesnt mean all of US are like that ;) . I play along with y'all cuz I know a lot of it's true and I feel the same way about women as most of you. And not every dog quits whining when you let it in the house either :p . My girlfriend doesnt whine nearly as much as our dogs.
 

bam_bam_dip

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99.5 Jetta TDI GL
To all married men out there. What did "I do" mean to her? ;)

Your girlfriend doesn't whine, _ _ _ ..........:D
 

daedalus

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Pittstown NJ
TDI
05 Variant TDI Black w/Gray
Forget all of this left-wing political correctness.

Let's get back to the nude car wash and exotic waxing.

It's a hell of a lot more fun! :) :) :) :)
 

NewTdi

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NorCal
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2003 Bora, Reflex Silver
ok, I promised her that I will wash her can every two weeks until the end of the year! I am glad she did not ask about waxing as she thinks it is a waste of time. However she did mention if I wouold wash the car nude in front of the neighbors as that seems to stick in her mind, but my reply was that of course I would not expect that of her, just if there was ever a chance for a trade, in a perfect world! And since I nag her about tire pressure and periodic oil changes I will have to make sure that until Dec 31 her tire pressure and oil are where they should be. ... she also wants a ring or something to show her I love her, but thats another topic for another day! Sunday morning I will be up early to keep my promise! Guys, she is very understanding now I have to jerry rig an eject button for the passenger side that will make unwanted passengers fly ou tof the sunroof! Any suggestions?
 

schwechel

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2003 Jetta, Galactic Blue
You might want to consult with Wile E. Coyote on this one. I've seen him rig stuff like that up before.....I just can't remeber how that one ended. I do remember he got it from ACME company though. Maybe they have a website.
 
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